My near-death experiences have taught me a sobering lesson you can&rsquot escape them certainly not while travelling with a full bladder through remote areas where public toilets are as rare as a snow-leopard sighting.

My first such encounter with a local loo at Nimmo, a village in Ladakh poised at the confluence of the Indus and Zanskar rivers, prompted me to condemn the term &ldquopublic convenience&rdquo as criminally misleading.

A novice then, I hadn&rsquot yet seen the toilet tent erected at South Pullu, a military check post en route to Khardung-La, supposedly the world&rsquos highest motorable pass. Waiting outside it was a queue of chirpy women tourists. I watched each one enter. Their dazed silence as they emerged discouraged questions.

My turn came. Creeping past the precipice overlooking a vertiginous drop, I slipped in edgeways through the tent&rsquos no-flap, open end &ndash open to a gale-force wind threatening to blow tent and occupant away, to every Peeping Tom and Polly eager to brave that tightrope walk. Inside stood a latticework platform of criss-crossed bamboo poles so widely spaced that hurrying through the business at hand was secondary to the horror of imagining my sneaker-shod feet slip right through and sink into the pile of fresh &ldquodebris&rdquo, visible through the gaps, on the rocks below.

I survived.

Sikkim, therefore, was paradise. &ldquoShort Rs 5 long Rs 10,&rdquo said the no-nonsense signs outside its clean pay toilets. Unsuspecting, we drove up to Gaigaon, an army check post not far from the sacred Gurudongmar Lake. It offered a separate loo for women. Luxury at 15,000 feet, no less. &ldquoQueens,&rdquo proclaimed the sign outside. My bladder couldn&rsquot resist the honour.

Imperiously, I swept up the concrete slope to the entrance. The floor flew up and smacked a welcome kiss on my forehead. Offended by such familiarity, I picked myself up and took my next baby step carefully. The second kiss landed on my nose. Fearing where this might lead, I conquered the incline on all fours, a primate in battle mode.

Then I examined the floor. How had I tumbled I eyed the sparkly pieces embedded in the cement &ndash not mica chips as I&rsquod supposed, but small puddles, frozen over and slippery. Puddles Of water or&hellip I blanked out the evil possibilities and glanced at the cubicles unusually low door frames &ndash I&rsquod have to pass through bent double &ndash and another steep gradient, mosaicked with sleet. But this one was special a deep groove ran down the middle, rich with the legacy of braver souls than me.

I retreated, cautiously. I survived. My bladder, though, was never the same again.